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Season 2 : Season 2
Sep 07, 1982
Season 3 : Season 3
Oct 10, 1983
Season 4 : Season 4
Nov 08, 1984
Season 5 : Season 5
Jan 08, 1986
Season 6 : Season 6
Jan 15, 1987
Season 7 : Season 7
Jan 27, 1988
Season 8 : Season 8
Oct 24, 1988
Season 9 : Season 9
Sep 06, 1989
Season 10 : Season 10
Sep 05, 1990
Season 11 : Season 11
Sep 04, 1991
11 - 1 : Viva Espana
Sep 04, 1991
11 - 2 : The Best Laid Plans
Sep 11, 1991
11 - 3 : Born Again
Sep 18, 1991
11 - 4 : There Goes The Bride
Sep 25, 1991
11 - 5 : Two Fools And Their Money
Oct 02, 1991
11 - 6 : The First Of The Queue
Oct 09, 1991Synopsis
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Title | Never the Twain |
First Air Date | Sep 07, 1981 |
Last Air Date | Oct 09, 1991 |
Episodes | 67 |
Seasons | 11 |
Companies | |
Keywords | rivalry, feud, sitcom |

Donald Sinden
Simon Peel
Windsor Davies
Oliver SmallbridgeZara Nutley
Aunt Eleanor
Teddy Turner
Banks